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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of
"Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
"Where did a
According to kids aged 4-8, the following gives you some idea of what love really is:
1. When my grandmother got arthritis, she
couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anym
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn&rs
A blonde has a car crashand moments later an ambulance arrives.
The paramedic asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
The blonde replies, "Oh no, I think I'm paralyzed too!"
Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encou