"Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

"Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877

"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso,1926

"Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963

"Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton