Me: Bitter, commitment phobic, relationship challenged, socially inept, emotionally unavailable n'er do well with lousy communication skills, dismal career prospects and tons of baggage.

You: Psychologically damaged, sexually depraved, morally flexible vixen with low self-esteem, raging libido, hostility toward men and poor impulse control.

No? Okay, then let's try this:

I will not complete you. I am not your missing half. If half of you is missing a relationship isn't going to fix it. I will make you laugh and we will have a lot of fun. We might even fall in love and spend the rest of our lives together (ideally I would prefer to be in a relationship) but I'm an easy going, no expectations type and I'd like to just see where things go without projecting into the future. If we meet and there's no chemistry I've got enough self esteem to not take it personally, and I hope the same goes for you. If there's no romantic attraction but we click on some other level we could easily become friends. It's happened before, in fact it's happened many times.