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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and
pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on the edge of
"Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
"Where did a
Creative BDSM Toy Sources!
Compiled by Tanith Tyrr - share freely,
please credit the author
Music stores: Metal banjo picks (excellent and inexpensive
"claws"), tambourine brushes, drumsticks, sou
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